**Here's another wonderful product to enslave your children like an animal. When a dog leash isn't enough to keep your kid in check, just put them in one of these immobilizer boards! They are designed after the same ones used on psychotic murderers, so you know you're getting the real deal!

** Here is my next tshirt to buy... ** Oh dont forget one of these handy tatoos just in case the lease fails...
** And best for the last, this leash contraption has multiple uses, when you are too tired to just pick them up when you want to leave, DRAG them out! Literally...
People I am asking you on behalf of your children, unhook the leash and as the country song goes "Let them be little" You never get a 2nd chance at being a child.